This blog is jinxed! It seems some extenuating forces are preventing me from maintaining it. It just so happens that every time I make a promise to post consistently and keep it running, something goes wrong. For two weeks now, it’s been the curse of the blank page. (No, not writer’s block) I tried installing some plugins and ended up messing with some codes, hence the idiot blog wouldn’t load. I had to grovel on the floor and beg my brother-in-law to mend it. He did, and now it’s fine-at least for now.

I SHALL NEVER MESS WITH WORDPRESS CODES!

So, if you dear imaginary readers would find it in your schedules to kindly visit again?

Kindly listen to  the long-winding ramblings of a poor unfortunate idiot illegal undocumented alien…

I’ve just received the ‘are-you-seriously-trying-to-be-stupid- wake-up call’ I’ve been looking for and it’s jolted me back to reality. Well what can I say? I made my first blogging mistake…see, I’m human. And I deeply and sincerely do apologize to you…yes you, dear reader. It startles me discover people actually take time out of their ever so busy schedules to peruse the ramblings of an idiot illegal undocumented alien.

Hear me out… (more…)

I haven’t posted in a while. That’s basically due to a number of reasons:

First, I couldn’t log into my admin page for a few weeks, but that’s sorted now.

Secondly, let’s be honest, my writing was a tad amateur…it was becoming so much of a drag, and I hate to punish my readers.

Next, you all have to admit, my story’s one hell of an interesting one, so let’s just say I got a book in the works, so there’s not much point putting up posts – is there?? Hopefully, you’ll get to read the rest in my best seller. (wink)

Also, I’ve just recently moved to Slovenia to be with the Slovenian and live happily ever after, so moving cross country from Poland has been hectic.

Finally, I’ve decided to blog about other things I love. i.e Poker, Shoes, Michael Jackson, Shopaholism and life as an alien in a planet which isn’t Poland.

Stay tuned…